Cassel gets a "Golden Shower"

This offseason could be a dream come true for Matt Cassel, but it isn't off to the best start. According to the New York Daily News, a drunken fan allegedly peed on Matt Cassel's leg during the Super Bowl. The incident occurred in a Raymond James bathroom stall at halftime. Apparently, a drunken fan was giving Cassel a hard time, and when Cassel told the man to wait his turn, he deliberately peed on Cassel's leg.

This has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. I wonder if Tom Brady put someone up to it. The biggest question on my mind is, what the hell was Cassel doing in a public bathroom?

As a Bucs fan, I'm very excited by the prospect of Cassel coming to play in Tampa. But that fact the he was peed on in our stadium seems like a bad omen.